Where: KINK BAR BOUTIQUE. next to ‘GREENS’, PARK ROAD Its that time again. Magnum HI-FI & Kid Colt are back with some super dirty sleazzy beats for all yall!! its mid month and its cold out there..But at KINK its gona get well HEATED So be sure to get your ass down to kink and [...]

Where: CCHQ Corner of Main and Violet, Fishers Hill Cost: R20 for pre-sale tickets and R30 at the door Strawberry Tik: It’s something we’ve all experienced. Medicinal but sweet. Disgusting, yet still amazing in an obscure way. The hooker trying to pick you up on Oxford Road. The deadbeat ex and his drugged-up friends. Bobbing [...]

Where:  The Woods 66 Carr Street, Newtown Cost: ??? Yesterday’s Pupil HAEZER SASSQUATCH

Where: GIN 12 Glen Eagles Greenside Cost: ???

Where: Burn Nightclub 16 Wallls Ave, Stamfordhil Cost: R40 KIDOFDOOM HAEZER

Because there’s nowhere else worth being marginally hungover on a Friday for Where: Kitcheners Carvery Bar (at the Milner Park Hotel) Corner of Juta and De Beer, Braamfontein Cost: 20 bucks. Free before 9, but probably no music till then. Feat: HEY LETS GO THE KLASSIKIST teamuncool

Where: The Assembly, 61 Harrington Street, Cape Town On Friday 12th June The Assembly will unveil our new space within a space, “the annex”. This new room will bring a fresh and exciting intimate area to The Assembly. Affectionately dubbed “the annex” this new space will allow The Assembly a number of exciting new opportunities [...]

Where: Tings an Times 1065 Arcadia Street, Hatfield Cost: R30 Kidofdoom Yesterday’s Pupil HAEZER (CT)

Where: Back2Basix Cost: Before 5pm: Robots R10, Humans R20… After 5pm: Robots R25, Humans R50 Be a cog in the machine that will be Joburg’s first taste of robot revolution! 101101 Starting at 3 PM, Back 2 Basix will become a home to all cyborgs, mechs and robo-rockers! 001011 Expect the city’s finest indiediscobeeppopcore DJs [...]

Where: The Woods, 66 Carr Street, Newtown, Johannesburg Cost: R50 BIG SPECIAL PARTY PARTY BASSY ELECTRO HOUSE TECH DISCO FOR YOUR HIPS AND THIGHS !DIRTY!DIRTY! HAS MOVED HOUSE TO THE WOODS IN NEWTOWN FOR THE NEXT PARTY. SAME FUN. MORE BALOONS AND CONFETTI. BETTER SOUND. BETTER BAR. IN CELEBRATION OF CIVIL LIBERTY AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, [...]

Where: Willowvale Hotel, Corner of Albert Dlomo (ex-Willowvale) and Umbilo Roads, Durban Cost: R40 NONONO!!! number 14 brings you… DJ LAPSE Having reworked tracks by AC/DC, M.I.A, Empire Of The Sun, Bloc Party, Ladyhawke and the one and only Playdoe, Lapse has found international acclaim across the blogosphere and on dancefloors far and wide with [...]

Where: The Woods, 66 Carr Street, Newtown, Johannesburg Cost: Free The Woods Presents: The Recession Session♥ Free Party With Bang Bang (Cape Town, bru) Blacksheep (Mlu & Matt Suttner) Jon S (Pimp Squad) Free entry if you look like you need it… ripped jeans | smudged makeup | cheap sunglasses | trucker hats | whorish [...]

Where: Kitcheners Carvery (at the Milner Park Hotel), Corner of Juta and De Beer, Braamfontein We’ve found a new venue in Braamfontein so we’re throwing a party to see what will happen… A block from tiltt.co.za headquarters, it’s the second oldest pub in Jo’burg. Lord Kitchener used to hang out there. Some say he still [...]

Where: Mystic Boer, 3 Victoria Street, Stellenbosch Come check out HAEZER! It will be awesome! Facebook event here!